Men In Milk™ - The Series - at krankykids.com

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Men In Milk™ is a continuing radio/theater series that started in 1997. It came about when a student suddenly jumped up on a table and shouted "men in milk - dairy defenders!" The basic premise is Moomen from the planet Moo keep getting into mischief here on Earth and the Men In Milk have to find ways to stop them.

Chapter One
- Dairy Defenders -

Milk is disappearing from all over the world and the Men In Milk have to figure out why and stop it! What you hear is the splicing together of a live stage performance and another live radio performance. Hence the differing reverb.

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Chapter Two
- Night of The Living Cheese -

Books and music are becoming cheesy. (And yet another famous television series is echoed in this chapter.)

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Chapter Three
- The Dairy Queen -

Well, someone has to run the planet Moo and send the Moomen on relevant Milk Missions.

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Chapter Four
- A Series of Unfortunate Cows -

This latest chapter is called A Series of Unfortunate Cows. In it we spoof both the Harry Potter and Lemony Snicket series as well as mention quite a few different cows and cheeses.

Chapter Four: Version One

This was recorded in New Castle, New Hampshire with each actor recorded separately. The students involved were from Phillips Exeter Academy (NH), St. Thomas Academy (NH), Berwick Academy (ME), Rye Junior High (NH) and Portsmouth High School (NH).

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Chapter Four: Version Two

This is a recording of a live radio performance on Stanford University's station KZSU by students from Santa Rita Elementary and Egan Junior High in Los Altos, California.

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These are the cows that are featured in:
Men In Milk: Chapter Four - A Series of Unfortunate Cows
(Go to our My Daily Cow® to see a bunch more.)

Ayrshire - cow - Scotland