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The Classics at krankykids.com

We like re-doing classic literature and films in a way that makes sense. Why? Well, they're funny when you condense them down to their essence. It's also important that you understand and hear the storylines in exactly the same order that they flowed out in the originals because they get kind of...er, uhm...silly.

Moby Dick - The Chase

This is the "you can take a test and pass your literature course" version of the last three chapters of Herman Melville's famous story.
It is highly recommended that you read each synopsis before listening to each day of The Chase so you can keep the story straight.

Moby Dick - The Chase - First Day
Read the script and Listen to the mp3 - or - Download the PDF

Moby Dick - The Chase - Second Day
Read the script and Listen to the mp3 - or - Download the PDF

Moby Dick - The Chase - Third Day
Read the script and Listen to the mp3 - or - Download the PDF

(Depending on your browser, you may need to:
Right Click or Control Click the DOWNLOAD link and save the Script PDF to your desktop in order to view it.)

Gone With The Wind in 7 Minutes

Yes! We condensed the entire movie of Gone With The Wind down to seven minutes (minus the music we tacked onto our version). All the famous lines are included AND both radio and theater audiences agree - we did it!

Read the script and Listen to the mp3 - or - Download the PDF

(Depending on your browser, you may need to:
Right Click or Control Click the DOWNLOAD link and save the Script PDF to your desktop in order to view it.)

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