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Asturian Valley

Asturian Valley

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The audio is from a live radio show with students from Santa Rita Elementary, Egan Junior High and Los Altos High School in Los Altos, CA and KZSU of Stanford University in Stanford, CA.
The Asturian Valley on-line script matches what the students actually performed. So what you hear and what you read will match. (This is a great way to learn English and to learn how to read.) It is NOT the same as the PDF script. I.E. As usual, our young actors changed a few of their lines while performing.
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Cast In Order Of Appearance:

Announcer
Reporter
Asturian
Valley

SFX: opening TFC theme

ANNOUNCER

Cows in Spain? Today we’re talking about the Asturian Valley.

SFX: Moooo

REPORTER

The Asturian Valley is not a place where you visit and go fishing.

ASTURIAN VALLEY

We’re a cow.

REPORTER

It’s a very large -

ASTURIAN VALLEY

We’re a breed of beef cow.

REPORTER

Yes. A very large breed of cow.

ASTURIAN VALLEY

We like to eat.

REPORTER

Yes. They have enormous foraging ability.

ASTURIAN VALLEY

Enormous what?

REPORTER

Foraging ability. You forage. You wander about collecting food.

ASTURIAN VALLEY

We don’t collect it. We eat it!

REPORTER

Yes. Enormously.

ASTURIAN VALLEY

In great quantities.

REPORTER

Which makes you large.

ASTURIAN VALLEY

Very large.

REPORTER

The Asturian Valley was very popular in ancient times -

ASTURIAN VALLEY

Like last year?

REPORTER

No. Like a very very long time ago.

ASTURIAN VALLEY

What happened?

REPORTER

What do you mean?

ASTURIAN VALLEY

Well, what happened to us? Why aren’t there so many of us around anymore?

REPORTER

Specialized European breeds.

ASTURIAN VALLEY

Specialized what?

REPORTER

Specialized European breeds were introduced and you guys -

ASTURIAN VALLEY

Yes?

REPORTER

Well, you guys just weren’t as popular anymore. Anyway, I understand you’re very calm animals and easy to handle.

ASTURIAN VALLEY

Well, you’d be calm too if you were eating all the time. We do have four stomachs to please, now don’t we? Have you ever thought of how time-consuming it is to keep four different tummies in your body happy and full?

REPORTER

Well, no, I -

ASTURIAN VALLEY

Specialized European breeds, humph!

REPORTER

Yes, well, thank you for your time.

SFX: Moooo

SFX: closing TFC theme

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