Gifts Of The Paleozoic

Cast In Order Of Appearance:

Host
Coal
Petro
Salt
Stone

HOST

The Paleozoic Era left some very useful things.

COAL

One of them was something Santa leaves in the stockings of bad boys and girls.

HOST

Yes, let’s see now, Santa, stockings, little brats . .

PETRO

Then there’s that black gold from the ground that runs cars and is in practically everything fake that we make.

HOST

Icky, black stuff, uh-huh...

SALT

Another one is used to season food.

HOST

A popular seasoning. Very impressive.

STONE

And yet another supports many a roof.

HOST

All these are great things. Can anyone guess what they are?

COAL
(singing middle C)

Coal -

PETRO
(singing E above middle C)

Petroleum -

SALT
(singing G above middle C)

Salt -

STONE
(singing B above middle C)

Building Stone -

SFX: singing stops

HOST

Everyone got ‘em? Coal, petroleum, salt and building stone. Pretty neat, huh?

EVERYONE

You betcha!

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