DRAMA: Radio Afters

Vito’s Attitude Adjustment Seminars for Teenagers

We were watching a lot of Italian Mafia movies at the time amd couldn't resist.

Cast In Order Of Appearance:

Maria
Vito
Teen

MARIA

Hello to all you parents out there. Are you frustrated with your teenager? Are they already starting their summer of sarcasm even though it’s May? Do you suspect that the teenagers in your life have been genetically enhanced for obtuse observations and accusations, thus making it impossible to hold a conversation without being given the “how can you be so stupid” look and being told you’re wrong about “whatever” every other sentence?

If these things are making your life less than copasetic, then let me tell you about Vito’s Attitude Adjustment Seminars for Teenagers.

We have your basic package where you send your attitude-challenged family member to our facilities and we reintroduce him/her to the concepts of respect –

VITO

You listen to what you’re told. Understand?

MARIA

Pulling their weight –

VITO

You want more!?

TEEN

No, no, I’ll take out the garbage. I will! I will!

MARIA

And knowing when to keep quiet.

VITO

Shut-up! You don’t know what you want to say until I tell you.

MARIA

We will then take him/her into our advanced courses, which, with the proper physical training, will definitely make a turn-around in their attitude deficits.

VITO

This is not the Marines, you moron. You see this bat? You see it?

MARIA

As I was saying, Vito’s Attitude Adjustment Seminars for Teenagers will turn your home life around and let you enjoy the respect and peace and quiet that you deserve. Find us at www dot swim with the fishes dot org.

We have an easy payment plan individually tailored for each family. For this opportunity we may ask a small favor in return.

That’s w w w dot swim with the fishes dot org. Log on and double-click on Rosa. She does our books. Rosa!

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