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2010-08-30 My Rowenta Advancer Iron is a Lemon and Rowenta USA Does Not Care . . .

Here is the gist:

  • Date Purchased: 26 Nov 2007
  • Date Received: during the first week of December 2007
  • Cost (including shipping and California tax): $143.03
  • Date of First Problem: 14 Aug 2009 (1 year and 8 months from purchase)
  • First Problem: PC board on the cord assembly failed and needs to be replaced
  • Rowenta USA response to this customer: "Your iron is out of warranty. You will have to pay for any repair."
  • Cost of Repair: $93.93 (Why bother? I hate waste.)
  • Date of Second Problem: 29 Aug 2010 (2 years and 8 months from purchase)
  • Second Problem: failure of motherboard
  • Conclusion: A top-of-the-line Rowenta iron that is less than three years old should not be having these problems. It is a lemon.
  • Rowenta USA response to this customer: "Your iron is still out of warranty. You will have to pay for any further repair." Or, to put it bluntly - tough luck for you!
  • Solution: NEVER BUY A ROWENTA IRON AGAIN. They do not stand by their product.

As anyone who reads The Drivel knows - I usually do not spend my time complaining about faulty products. Click here for the entire story relating to the above experience with Rowenta USA customer service and my Rowenta Advancer Iron.

2010-02-18 Tonight I watched an inspiration . . .

and an affirmation of a truth I've known for a long time.

In the Olympics, many of the athletes are tested in events where either they finish or they don't. But it is the ones who have to keep going after falling down that inspire me.

Tonight I watched a gentleman fall to the ice while skating and then go on to give a beautiful performance of just being alive and enjoying his art. The bliss in his face while skating to the end of his piece was wonderful to witness.

I sincerely hope that I can teach my students how to obtain that joy also - especially after falling down.

2009-12-16 The things that drive you crazy . . .

are the things that take up a lot of time - time that you wanted to use for something else. My G5 finally died and I have transitioned to a Mac Pro. In doing so, I upgraded to Snow Leopard and so far all is well.

Two problems that were unacceptable did occur and now they've been fixed. I hope the solutions are useful for the rest of you.

Any questions?

2009-6-26 Fire and Ice (one of the few poems I've memorized) . . .

Fire and Ice

by Robert Frost (1874–1963)

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

2009-5-13 The seven dwarfs . . .

Sneezey, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sleepy, Grumpy and Happy.

Sometimes you just have to know.

2009-5-2 Two contests . . .

Animation Contest

GarageBand Contest

2009-3-22 Busy busy busy busy . . .

doing lots of things for the website and making cheat sheets and getting stronger physically. My spine is finally fused in both the lumbar and the cervical. I have no continual pain anymore - only computer-use muscle stress and drawing muscles (as in sketching and making graphics) that are getting back into shape. So I change position and do yoga and wear my wrist braces while sleeping. That's the best time to wear them - I contort my wrists a lot while slumbering and wearing the braces at night gives my wrists ample rest for tackling the next day.

And I'm careful with how I use my hands and arms.

Any questions?

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2009-2-16 So I was ill, but I got to thinking . . .

which is always dangerous because then I have more to do than I already have to do. See? It gets complicated. Anyway, I thought it might be nice to have My Daily Cow® while I'm filling up The Cow Wall®.

Also, at first I was dismayed with the prospect of adding music and sound design to The Three Little Birds in Grimmly Speaking® because it's a quirky story that covers a lot of ground. But once I started seeing and hearing it in my head as a theater piece, the music all fell into place and now it's my current favorite. It would make a nice movie too, although I'd call it The Four Little Birds - after all, there are four different little birds in it, not just three.

Any questions?

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2009-2-1 As I spend the day making DVDs . . .

for the students of last year's work, I was proffered the following advice:

Send them each a brick with instructions to hit self on head until seeing pictures, continue as necessary until bored.

Any questions?

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2009-1-27 I've been working furiously . . .

to get last year's work done so I can make the CD/DVDs and send them out to all the students who participated. So not much time for drivel - but I would like to answer a search query that has drawn more than one person this site. After the spinal fusions that I had in 2008 (cervical and lumbar), I have regained most of my movement and I am slowly and steadily regaining my strength through yoga and patience. I've learned to not push my limits and my limits keep expanding every day.

I can walk normally and use my arms more and more. This is wonderful. Worth all the pain (which is mostly gone) and all the frustration.

Any questions?

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2009-1-5 I've been reviewing the stats for Kranky Kids® . . .

and we had over 2.7 million hits in 2008 and there is no advertising on this site. Could it be the content?

Any questions?

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2008-12-11 I'm conversing with another author . . .

about my book which was published in 1985 but still has a use (and you can buy it on Amazon), especially if your need to find work and want a very flexible schedule. It's How To Be A Professional Waiter (or Waitress) - Everything you need to know to get the right job, make money and stay sane!

You should have seen the first cover design they did for my book. It was horrible! I had to fight for a better and more professional look. The first design made my book look like a How To Name Your Baby book or worse, a Make 50 Cents an Hour in a Diner book - it was all pink and blue. Yuck! I re-designed it with an Art Deco feel - and they handed it back to the art department and I, at least, got the look I wanted for the cover. I had to fight for my title, too. They wanted to call it How To Be A Waitress (or Waiter) to which I said, oh yeah? And what three guys will buy it after you print that on the cover?

I lost the title I really wanted which still is Waitronics™ - Make Money and Stay Sane in the Restaurant Business. I hereby, officially declare my title.

Oh, that feels so much better.

I had the highest RTI response that St. Martin's Press had ever seen in 1985. RTI means "Radio-Telephone-Interview" - the radio station calls you at home and interviews you for their show. You just have to make certain you're home. I was interviewed over 25 times and one radio show was simultaneously broadcast to 12 different states with people calling in and asking me questions. Even Canada called me - some station in Toronto was convinced my book was an underground best-seller - I wish! But restaurant talk is always a good time-killer on radio because EVERYONE goes to restaurants and EVERYONE has something to say about them.

Anyway, I still love the restaurant business almost as much as I love Kranky Kids®.

Any questions?

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2008-12-9 This article by Jane E. Brody should be posted everywhere . . .

or at least put in ALL school newspapers so that students/parents can understand the risk to their ears. As someone who went through school deaf-in-one-ear, I know very well how it can hurt you socially and in terms of learning. I couldn't hear the teacher unless I sat up front and the teacher was facing me when speaking so I could read lips for sound reference. (One of the reasons I dropped out of Parson's School of Design was because the drafting classes were in big open loft-like rooms and the professor kept walking away from me while talking even after I pleaded with him to please face me when talking.) My hearing loss was repaired surgically in 1995 because it was NOT due to loud noise. I ALWAYS carry earplugs (and spares for friends) and I never sit in a movie theater without earplugs in my ears until I know how loud the movie will be.

Any questions?

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2008-12-7 I'm not getting a lot done because . . .

I've been battling my body. It's not doing well with all the operations and medications. And now I have to learn this new software for Dreamweaver. It's not acting like the old version. For instance, while I type this it looks like a squished version of Times typeface and I don't like it. Not as easy to read. So now I'll have to go and check out why I can't change it in the Properties menu bar as swiftly as I was able before.

One last thing - concerning gift cards. What with all the different companies having their troubles, may I suggest a gift card that should work - it's called a check. Send a check instead, and if you're worried about your bank, send a cashier's check or postal money order.

Any questions?

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2008-11-27 Happy Thanksgiving . . .

and one thing to be thankful for is being able to find items you need to buy and then also have coupon codes that will help reduce costs for whatever it is you so desperately need. In my case, it's after-school supplies for my students when we are making things. (Yes! Real live analog making of things that are not digital! Like costumes and props.) I do not vouch for any of these sites, other than to say that I have used online codes to get better deals. So, I figure that if I'm keeping a list of sites to check when making things, maybe anyone reading this would like a copy of that list too.

Here is a list of coupon websites that provide coupon codes:

RetailMeNot.com

FatWallet.com

TheBudgetFashionista.com

CouponMom.com

CouponCode.com

CouponCabin.com

Ebates.com

FreeShipping.com

BargainJack.com

Tjoos.com

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2008-11-18 This is painful . . .

because I have to keep re-checking all my re-do-the-website work and sometimes it takes what seems like forever to upload to the server. Plus, my server has magically lost most of my webstats for the year! Argh! (How come there's never a pirate around when you need one for sound effects and the handy biting parrot to nip others back in line so you get what you want? For that matter, why don't I have Johnny Depp's personal mobile number for assistance in proper intimidating pirate lingo and a good sturdy bag marked SWAG? Hmm . . .)

Yesterday, this situation came up during Tech/Video over creating games using Scratch:

Student A was complaining that Student B was copying Student A's game verbatim and calling it his own. Besides simple elementary school social dynamics being a part of all this, Student A's concern about plagiarism and how to give proper credit for work versus copying it and just changing the look of the characters or other simple window-dressings was ultimately the issue that needed resolving.

Their teacher was caught between placating Student A by confronting Student B - and - doing so in such a way as to not stomp all over the feelings of Student B (as much as Student A would have liked for that to happen). I was asked to be the mediator since my status in their lives is "independent of their normal school tedium". (My quote is a condensing of my role description in the email I received, and quite accurate; I must say I like it.)

This is the basic discussion/lecture I had with the students:

• Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Bravo - you obviously have talent and ideas that others wish they had and they want to copy and learn from you.
• The fundamental "game" elements of Student A's games are universal and he cannot claim them for himself, nor can he claim to have invented the Scratch code upon which the game is built. Also, the MIT Scratch website is specifically designed so that you do copy, use and expand on each other's work. That's why it's free and open to all students and educators, and they encourage you to upload your work to them for everyone to see.
• Big people have the same problem concerning plagiarism in the real world and unless Student A has filed for copyright protection (which he technically does have and can prove because his game pre-dates the other kid's and is already on the Kranky Kids website) and is making money selling his game - the only court he'll win in is the court of public opinion.
• Has Student B copied the game verbatim or has he taken and tweaked it slightly? If so, can a healthy collaboration/competition be started as in "I did this - oh yeah? - well I did this" sort of thing.

Anyway, yet another student is helping solve this conflict of video game-making skills by starting a Santa Rita Scratch Club website that will be hosted internally on the Kranky Kids website. The MIT website is too massive for them to get the type of feedback and accolades they want from their efforts. This way they'll be able to focus and wow, talk face-to-face (what a concept!) about what works and what doesn't in their games.

So, it will be here, in the ad-free world of Kranky Kids, that they will learn directly from each other - and when they get older and start a hot gaming company I'll suggest that I get 50% of the profits. Just because. <grin>

Any questions?

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2008-11-14 Today I start re-arranging the site . . .

and getting rid of the non-essentials. Having spent most of the year healing and bouncing back and forth from gee, I can function to I don't think I can move much less think - it's time to get better organized. This means I'm sewing and playing the piano again too! Yay!

2008-10-22 I'll put this under Tech/Video later . . .

But if you want to get your stuff up onto YouTube and you use Final Cut Pro, this is a great article to read.

Encoding for YouTube Using Compressor

2008-9-13 One Man, One Vote . . .

was almost a decade in the making! (Mind you, not a continuous decade; they got sidetracked a lot.) I was hired to do the sound design and all the music.

Have a look. If you like it, forward it to all your friends. If you don't like it, it's only seven minutes long, so it will be over quickly.

You can also watch it on YouTube.

Any questions?

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2008-9-7 My quote for the day . . .

A vision without resources is a hallucination.

2008-9-2 The tale of my hummingbird warrior . . .

My Hummingbird Warrior

and his sad demise. (I used my cell phone to take these pictures.)

A couple of weeks ago there was a hummingbird war going on in my backyard. Hummingbirds are very territorial and will fight each other and even attack and swoop at other larger birds if they think a regular food source is being threatened.

I have one hummingbird feeder hanging in the back and a male and a female defend it to no end. Well, on this day I awoke to the sound of the male hummingbird (I call him Stubby because he's so small and fat - a tiny flying butterball) - anyway, Stubby was hovering making quarreling sounds right in front of a bird five times his size that was sitting on a branch near the hummingbird feeder. He was so persistent that the other bird flew off.

Later that day, WHAM! I knew by the sound that a bird had hit the living room window. I looked and there was a hummingbird lying prone with its wings splayed on a small pile of leaves. Its little body was gently rising and falling so I knew it wasn't dead. (And I wasn't certain that it was Stubby either.)

I wasn't sure what to do because he wasn't getting up and I didn't want to go outside and scare him to death. Finally, after concluding that he was stuck somehow, I decided to use a long wooden spatula to carefully lift him off the ground and perhaps get him onto a branch. Turns out I didn't have to worry about the branch business because as soon as he was up a bit he shot off into the sky.

Now, while I was going out to help the downed hummingbird, there was another very young hummingbird sort of stuck on the feeder. He was sitting on top of the feeder flower opening (instead of on the perch below it) and licking the glass trying to get fed. This was another sort of problem due to my neck. I was still in the neck brace and was under strict orders to NOT raise my elbows above shoulder level or to push, pull or pick-up anything over 5 lbs (about the weight of a half gallon of milk). How was I going to help this little guy get onto the feeder in the proper position to get fed before Stubby came to attack him?

The spatula was too short so I looked around until I found a paintbrush with a long slender red handle. Perfect. I've had two parrots before so I know how to get birds to hop onto different perches, etc. I, again, carefully put the handle under his little belly and ZOOM! Off he flew like the other one on the ground. Whew! Okay now, everyone is moving again and a disaster has been averted - until later.

By accident, while I was walking about the house talking on the phone, I glanced out the window and suddenly there were three hummingbirds having an ariel fight in the backyard. Two of them battled the third down to the ground. I went outside and sat down near him so that the other two would leave him alone while he caught his breath.

I waited. And waited. And he wasn't getting up. He just sat there and I realized that he was the same young hummingbird that had been on the feeder. So, after a bit, I put my finger under him and he happily climbed on and puffed himself out and was totally relaxed. (When birds are nervous or wary, they pull their feathers tight to their bodies. When they are relaxed, they puff their feathers out and start preening or just nest themselves or take a nap.)

hummingbird relaxed

Now what was I going to do? I had a neck brace on and an injured young bird and no one else was home to help me. I also didn't know what to do with such a tiny bird. So we went inside to google our options together on my computer:

hummingbird going inside to google

After researching together, we went into the kitchen whereupon I made a batch of hummingbird food and fed him some with a teaspoon. Then, according to what I had read, it was recommended that I get him back outside and onto a branch so he could call his mother because she was probably nearby. I tried to put him on a branch that I could reach and that blocked the wind. He didn't want to get off my hand, but he finally did. Research had also advised not checking on him too much else I alert any predators to his position before his mother could come. So I only checked him twice before going to bed that night.

Sadly, the next morning he was hanging upside down dead on the branch right where I put him. I spoke with the California bird authorities because you're supposed to report any dead birds you find. I told them the story and they said he was no doubt mortally wounded during the battle and would have died no matter had I kept him inside or out. And of course, I'll never know - if he had died inside during the night, I would have blamed myself for not getting him back outside for his mother to find. Though, had I known he was mortally wounded - I would have kept him inside where it was warmer and I knew he was calm and unafraid of me.

hummingbird profile

He was a little warrior who sat on my finger, my hummingbird warrior. I am honored to have had his spirit touch me as he rested on his tiny little feet.

Addendum: For anyone interested in what it takes to care for a hummingbird and how eccentric (and fun!) they are, I recommend the following book:

A Hummingbird in My House - The Story of Squeak
by Arnette Heidcamp ©1990
Crown Publishers Inc., New York

Any questions?

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2008-9-1 Things keep piling up on the personal end . . .

like my arms still needing to rest while I heal. Also, my father recently died so that has meant taking time to take care of personal family business.

2008-8-18 The one thing I didn't realize . . .

was how my neck fusion surgery (see below) would affect my ability to work. Since I need to rest to heal - I can't use my arms that much - so I'm not getting what I'd like to get done for the website, especially my cows. Anyway, I said I'd show you the x-ray results in the same manner as the results of my lumbar fusion. So pay attention as you follow along.

First, everyone needs to understand what they're looking at - so take a bit of time and review what a healthy cervical spine (C-spine) should look like and the problems that can occur when your C-spine is failing for whatever reason. The following two images are from the C-spine booklet they give you at my doctor's office:

Cervical Spine Information Page 1

Cervical Spine Information Page 2

Now take a gander at what my neck looked like before surgery:

my c-spine before fusion surgery

Not pretty. See how the vertebrae were collapsing together between C5 and C7? Notice also how my C-spine had developed an S-shaped curve from looking down for long periods of time (needlework, scrimshaw, drawing, playing the piano, waitering, reading, life).

Because of this, over time my nerves were gradually being crushed more and more. I was having incredible neck pain off and on for years until finally, in late April 2007, the pain from neck muscle spasms would not cease. (The muscle spasms in this situation are the body's way of trying to protect the nerves getting squished.)

I did extensive physical therapy and was prescribed various medications under close scrutiny by my physiatrist to see if we could stabilize my neck without surgery. Then, to my surprise, my lumbar fell apart and needed immediate surgery or I would risk losing the use of my legs. As best I could (while healing from the lumbar surgery), I continued the physical therapy for my neck which entailed daily exercises to build up the muscles in the neck and shoulders while also taking my prescribed pain medications and still hoping that this would hold my neck in place without surgery for a while longer.

My neck was again x-rayed on 2 July 2008 and the test results were as follows:

Severe degenerative narrowing of the C5-6 and C6-7 disk spaces with anterior and posterior spurs.
There is focal reversal of the usual cervical lordosis in the midcervical region, possibly related to muscle spasm. Moderate degenerative disk disease at C4-5, also, with slight spondylolisthesis but no disk space narrowing. With flexion and extension, there appears to be motion at the C4-5 level,
suggesting instability.

It was the word "instability" that caught my eye. I knew I was now on a tightrope.

On 5 July 2008, while reaching around with my left arm to scratch my back, I finally twisted one of my neck vertebrae into a position that instantly smashed enough nerves to make my left arm lose 50% of its strength and also become a 100% I-wanna-faint-right-now-from-the-pain situation. So I gave up and knew it was surgery ASAP or be a mess for the rest of my life with permanent nerve damage (and possibly lose the use of both arms over time).

Below is what my neck looks like now after fusion surgery (side view):

side view c-spine fusion

And below is also what my neck looks like now after fusion surgery (back view):

back view c-spine fusion

They couldn't put pins in the second slot up from the bottom because my bone is too spongy and won't hold them in place (so that space was given extra bone grafts to hold it open). But compare the side view above with the before surgery side view and you will see that my surgeon was able to clear out enough space so that the nerves that travel down my neck, shoulders and arms are no longer be crushed. The bracket should be able to continue to hold that space open with the other titanium screws in place.

I am feeling better and healing gradually. I have more range of motion in my left arm than I did before surgery and that is improving inch by inch. Without all the intense pain occurring, I am also getting stronger as each day passes. As soon as I am allowed to exercise again, I will do so religiously for the health of my entire spine.

I am very lucky that I live in a time where this kind of surgical repair is available and doubly blessed that it was used for me. I shall not waste this gift. I plan to keep teaching and making things that make others smile and learn to enjoy - period. I want to give the world as much as I can.

Any questions?

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2008-7-23 Okay, I won't drop this page . . .

I'll just make it clearer as to its intended purpose. But that'll have to wait a bit.

On July 28th I will go into surgery for C-spine fusion of my neck. The operation should take about two hours or less. I will have bone grafts placed between three vertebrae and also titanium pins like I now have in my lumbar spine (only smaller pins). The surgeon will cut from the front of my neck on my right side and all the fusion parts will be positioned from the frontal direction in my C-spine (cervical spine). I will wear a soft neck brace for two weeks (I have already cut my hair very short to accommodate this) and will gradually regain my strength in my arms and neck and will (cross your fingers) have no more constant pain and deterioration of arm strength.

We are hoping that this will be the last surgery for my spine. I will work very hard to build up my neck and back muscles to keep a future strong support for my iffy body. You'll be able to see the before and after x-rays on the website later in August. Recovery from this operation will be much faster than the last one because the C-spine in the neck doesn't have to support as much weight as the lumbar spine in the lower back.

Now, when I return to teaching and you have seen the new pictures, everyone will understand why my hair is short and why I'm wired at the neck also. The complete cyborg educator. Wheee!

Also, because my arms are not working properly right now I have fallen dreadfully behind in getting things ready for this website. But never fear! Sir Wilbur is here! <grin>

Any questions?

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2008-7-1 Based on the incredible response to this page . . .

I'm going to drop it when I revise the layout for this site. I think that when people know their emails and responses are going directly to one person and not to some bulletin board they freeze. They think twice or three times (or more!) before spitting out their thoughts.

Good.

I have more things to do than to say. So I will continue doing, discontinue any drivel, and let the blogging world do all the talking about whatever.

Any questions or arguments for me to continue this page?

2008-6-17 New cow on The Cow Wall . . .

the Andalusian Black from the Spain.

2008-6-16 New cows on The Cow Wall . . .

the Amerifax from the USA; the Amrit Mahal from India; the Anatolian Black from Turkey.

2008-6-15 New cow on The Cow Wall . . .

the American from the USA. And Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl now has Flash videos available for viewing. Better QuickTime and Windows Media Player versions coming back soon, along with iPod download versions.

2008-6-14 New cows on The Cow Wall . . .

the Alentejana from Portugal and the American White Park from the USA.

2008-6-9 New cows on The Cow Wall . . .

another Africander from Spain; the Abigar from Ethiopia and Sudan; the AFS - which is a crossbreed of a Sahiwal and a Friesian; the Agersoe from the Island of Agersoe, off the coast of Zealand, the largest island of Denmark.

Any questions?

2008-6-4 So today is the really big test day . . .

because I've added a new hard drive and a raid to my system and moved this site's root folders to the new hard drive. And, after the drum roll (which can be really annoying this early in the morning), I will see if this page loads onto the site. (Hoorah! It works fine - and now to put Logic Studio on.)

2008-5-12 For the three people who actually read this page . . .

thank you. I've been absent for over a month and as I said on April 9th it was for surgery and the surgery took an unexpected turn. When the surgeon opened up my back he was horrified to find my spine in a much worse condition than the x-rays and MRI indicated. (Pictures are good, but they can only show you so much.)

What was anticipated to be an hour and a half of work turned into four and a half hours of spinal repair and bone grafting. Here are the pictures of my new titanium body parts. (As you can see, my scoliosis is still there - you can only fix so much.)

Back view of the titanium screws in my spine:

back view of titanium screws in spine

Side view of the titanium screws in my spine:

side view of titanium screws in spine

They kind of look like little creatures to me. I'm thinking of giving them names or a group name since they reside in my body now and are so important for my future well-being. I'm very lucky to be living in these times and have this type of body repair available. Without it, I would have eventually lost the use of my legs. I won't bore you with any more of this. If you have any questions, feel free to email and ask.

In the meantime, while I'm on the mend (this will be a 6-9 month mend BTW) - here is the start of two new image collections (don't worry, I'll be back at the cows this week):

Lepidoptera Lattice

Frog Wall

Any questions?

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2008-4-9 Two very special animations . . .

are up that my students made for me because tomorrow I'll be having spinal fusion surgery. It'll be a long recovery but worth it. There won't be very much going onto the website for the next week. Please be patient with the patient, meaning me.

And some more music from the students.

2008-4-8 New cow on The Cow Wall . . .

the White Cáceres from Spain.

New Cheat Sheet - Dreamweaver CS3: Adding Image Content to Root Folders

Have you listened to Faire Sweet Cruell yet? I'll be adding the voice and orchestration soon, plus a final animation.

Any questions?

2008-4-6 New cow on The Cow Wall . . .

the Sahiwal from Punjab, a region that straddles India and Pakistan.

Updated Cheat Sheet - Final Cut Pro and Final Cut Express: Importing iMovie HD and iMovie '08 Projects

If you haven't checked it out yet, have a listen to the different orchestrations of Puppet's Complaint.

Any questions?

2008-4-4 New cow on The Cow Wall . . .

the Muturu from Nigeria.

New Cheat Sheet - Flip Boom into Final Cut Pro 5: Pixels Matter

New animation for the storyboard of Kranky Kids Theater 2007:

Storyboard 2

2008-4-3 I keep forgetting . . .

about this page. Mainly because I'm too busy doing stuff on the other pages of this website. Also, I keep watching what everyone is clicking on and thinking up ways to make krankykids.com better. So for now, I think I'll use The Drivel to inform you of what's new and/or recent.

Cheat Sheets are new and will be added to as I learn my software. Why? Because I hate looking up info twice and I can't remember everything. Compressor: Basics is the latest in the list (which will always be in software program alphabetical order).

The Cow Wall has a new cow today - Norwegian Red.

Three new Time For Cows interviews are also up: The Ankole, The White Park, and The Santa Gertrudis.

There are also new Student Animations and Games.

Any questions?

2008-2-29 Happy Leap Year Day . . .

and more cows have gone up. Plus, a new section called Cheat Sheets is up. I'm not doing them because I'm bored. I'm making them because I need them. I've started some new music and I had to look up my Peak Pro shortcuts. If I had made a cheat sheet of them, I would have saved a lot of time.

2008-2-10 Okay, now be impressed . . .

because I've put up 200 cows on the Cow Wall! (The goal is 1,000.)

And, you can read the script while listening to the almost -there audio narration for the Kranky Kids® Theater 2007 Documentary. Plus, you can see how much of the recorded script was cut. The reasoning behind the cuts included: time (this is too long), not the message I wanted to get across (too much focus on details/events that don't matter), and, that-will-be-covered-elsewhere-on-the-website (props and costumes) so let's not be redundant.

Any questions?

2008-1-31 So maybe you shouldn't be impressed . . .

because I'm still not keeping this drivel very current. Well, I've been busy teaching and getting better (from being ill). Go to the Tech/Video section and see what's been up by looking at the calendar and the Student Showcase pages. The students are learning Flip Boom and Scratch which means I'm learning them also.

And, surprise surprise, I've been editing the narration for the Kranky Kids® Theater 2007 Documentary. Why has this taken me so long? All sorts of reasons that you don't want to be bored to death reading.

Any questions?

2008-1-6 So you should be impressed . . .

that I'm giving you some more drivel in less than a month (or five)! <grin>

Audio editing for the 2007 documentary is going well. First rough cut is done and fine tuning is half-way done. It's amazing how different you can make a person sound when you slice and dice an audio clip, and all the better when the editing achieves what you want for the final outcome.

2008-1-1 Ah yes, it's been a long time . . .

well, yeah, you can say that again. <grin> Maybe I'll keep this page up this year. Today I am cleaning and arranging my office so I can edit and write faster. I have so many good tools to use and I don't use them enough because of clutter.

Sound familiar? Anyway - back to work for me. Happy New Year everyone!

Any questions?

2007-11-11 Ah yes, it's been a long time . . .

since the last bit of drivel. I've been taking care of family in the medical sense and visiting sense. Plus I've been traveling. Now that I'm back, I can get back down to editing and teaching and whatnot.

I've also been getting used to my Cintiq. One very important thing I learned was that I need to increase and decrease my window size in Photoshop by nice, even big steps or else my image looks jagged at the edges while I'm working on it. So I increase from 100% to 200% etc and not, say, to 220% or 460%.

Now this is because I'm mainly doing cows for the Cow Wall right now. This jagged image problem in randomly sized windows may not hold true for other projects. Also, I've learned that the dpi (dots per inch) in Photoshop needs to be set to a consistent number for all my cows in order for my text to be consistent in size for the Cow Wall. (sigh) So now I have to fix a few cows again. (I'm using 72 dpi, but I could use 96 dpi or 83 dpi or whatever dpi - just as long as it's consistent.)

Any questions?

2007-9-25 Plenty of things happening . . .

First, my new Cintiq just arrived and I'm busy getting it set up to use. I want to put up more cows faster and also start animating. If you read my background, you'll know that my first college was Parson's School of Design. I've been drawing forever and the Cintiq allows me to draw directly on the screen.

Second, Cow Wall was getting too hard to load, so I stopped using rollover images and made all the cows static images with their names next to them. This opened up a whole other ball of wax because now the cows needed to be more uniform in size and their names needed to be consistent in the spacing between breed and origin. Ahhhh! This took a week and several printings of the wall to re-arrange the cows so the Cow Wall was better balanced to the eye. (And because Adobe has abandoned ImageReady as a software program, I had to re-do all the cows in Photoshop. That was not fun.)

Third, some people have been looking for krankykids.com by spelling it crankykids. So, I have purchased the domain name of crankykids.org (.com was taken) and it will direct anyone typing that to come here. Hopefully that will help.

Fourth, Tech/Video Lunch Club has now started at both Egan Junior High and Santa Rita and I have to get the calendar up for them both.

Fifth, I was so busy with the Cow Wall that I almost missed Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arggggggg!

Sixth, now I have to get the documentary done because it's getting late and the kids want to see it. (So do I.) And, I have the perfect narrator for it.

Whew!

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2007-9-8 A few different things are going on . . .

Tech/Video Lunch Club at Santa Rita Elementary in Los Altos, CA will resume on the 24th of this month. We hope to have two computer stations set-up with Toon Boom Studio for working with any budding animators in the school. The new version of GarageBand which has a virtual stage for groups of different instruments will make it easier to teach music basics.

I'm also still editing the documentary mentioned below. It's taking me longer because this is the first one that requires a rough narrator's script before deciding which shots to keep. You'll see why when it's finished.

Yesterday I put up some footage from my past that really is quite silly. I'm not going to link to it from here. If you're really interested you'll have to search the site.

Any questions?

2007-8-27 School has started again . . .

and I've been busy this month with all sorts of things, especially the editing of the documentary for Kranky Kids Theater 2007. The actual editing takes less time than figuring out the best way to present the information/story.

But the last few days have been full of listening and commenting on a series of Hawaiian and (mostly) Surfer Slang flash cards put together by Transparent Language that are based on the Kranky Kids Hawaiian and Surfer Slang Master Dictionary. (This dictionary was compiled as part of my research for The Raw Pineapple.) The flash cards are part of their Before You Know It® series. There are five Surfer Slang sets so far:

Surfer Slang Terms - Set One
Surfer Slang Terms - Set Two
Surfer Slang Terms - Set Three
Surfer Slang Terms - Set Four
Surfer Slang Terms - Set Five

What's fun and funny about having flash cards is that surfers aren't really known for being especially studious. But hey! The flash cards are wicked sweet and the young gentleman voicing the words and phrases sounds exactly like Keanu Reeves when he starred in Point Break.

Any questions?

2007-7-31 The five tales from the live Grimmly Speaking show . . .

are up and ready for viewing in Stage/Theater and the scripts with matching audio are also up in Scripts. I've been busy reading and resting. Also I've been re-thinking the layout of many of this site's pages and have decided to get rid of most of the little roll-over images that are only used for linking.

Why? So the site will download faster and the pages look better. Anyway, it's back to work.

Any questions?

2007-7-12 I'm still working on Grimmly Speaking . . .

and will have the last story we performed live at Santa Rita Elementary up this weekend. Because there are so many ways to enter the website and connect to Grimmly Speaking, I'm making a new page that will provide links to everything Grimmly in the Kranky Kids website.

Oh, and this is exciting and fun. A German website called Kuh Paradies (Cow Paradise) has linked Kranky Kids because of our Cow Wall. This site is really fun. Definitely check out Kira die fliegende Kuh (Kira the Flying Cow) and feed the bunnies! I keep crashing the bathtub and after five band aids you have to start over.

2007 -7-12 Here is a perfect example of what I want to happen . . .

with Kranky Kids scripts and ideas. Earlier this year a teacher emailed me to ask permission to use Gone With The Wind in 7 Minutes. Her name is Francie FitzHugh, and she was the drama teacher at Lanier Middle School in Fairfax, VA., just outside of Washington, D.C. (She's recently moved to N.C.)

I said yes, of course you may use it according to my conditions. This is her report back to me through emails:

The play went swimmingly! I used GWTW in 7 as one of three programs presented onstage as part of a show called WLMS RADIO. Your play was used in the middle as an episode in a show we called "Classics in a Flash". We interrupted the play in various places for commercials. It was a huge hit.

Because our school is under renovation, we were not able to record anything this year. We had to perform in the cafeteria in the worst of conditions. We were lucky to have a church loan us microphones because ours were so decrepit. (Of course the gorgeous newly refurbished auditorium with state of the art sound/light systems opened two weeks after our show.) However, I will email you a copy of the program when I get to school. (I'm at home right now.)

I can't thank you enough for allowing us to use your play. Everyone loved it! I'll be keeping up with your website when I move to NC. I'm hoping to get involved with theatre there as well.

Here's how we squeaked by with this year's production.
We were forced to use the cafeteria stage that was about six feet deep with only a five foot wing available for our backstage. Since we didn't have space for cast movement, a large cafeteria table was placed in the middle of the stage for the casts of the three programs. Floor mics were placed in front of the table. We placed six eight foot movable flats adjacent to the stage to hide cast members when they were not performing. A mic was placed stage left for the commercial groups, and stage right for the announcer. Just as in a live radio broadcast, the performers were allowed to read directly from the scripts.

Students took their places for the first program in front of the audience as we didn't have a working curtain. We used the announcer, commercials, and the accompanist for transitions between programs. The final program featuring the Lanier Jazz Band was on the floor to the right of the stage. The entire cast came out from the behind the flats to dance during the last song in the Jazz Band Segment, and we took our bows from there.

Due to the unair-conditioned cafeteria, we only charged $2 per ticket for the show and we pulled in about $300.

We had lousy sound, no lighting, and rugged conditions, but the kids and audience still enjoyed themselves immensely. It just goes to show that it's the actors' enthusiasm for what they're doing that sells the show.
I'd do another radio show in a heartbeat. It's a great way to incorporate a large number of kids in a short amount of time.

Sincerely,
Francie FitzHugh

And thank you, Francie, for getting back to me with such detail. Having an audience of about 150 people in a cafeteria is quite a feat. Congratulations!

Any questions?

2007-7-4 Happy Fourth of July everyone . . .

It's been a long time since my last posting and I apologize. I've been very busy doing audio restoration and editing. And, as usual, it took twice as long to complete as I thought it would.

Remember to always double-check your audio CDs in an actual CD player that isn't a computer to make certain the average user can do just that - use the CD in any player. It's also very important to double-check that your tracks are, indeed, in the order you want them to be. This is especially important when doing Spoken Word audio. (There's nothing more annoying than having a story suddenly jump to another part that it's not supposed to be at yet or has already been.)

Also, remember that when you print your cover art for the CDs that you need to up your resolution in Photoshop to at least 600 dpi for a sharper picture on an Epson R200. I've been doing so much visuals for the web that I'd totally forgotten this and was about to cry when my cover design came out all blurry from the printer. Then I was gently reminded of my goof. (It's always wise to be cautious when approaching a person about to have an emotional melt-down while using a printer.)

It's also wise to remember to use your printer at least once a month so the printheads don't dry up and become useless. I crossed my fingers and took a very deep breath with my Epson R200 because I hadn't used it for about ten months. Thankfully, the Printer Fairies were appeased with my design and it worked after a couple of cleanings through printer utilities. Whew!

Any questions?

2007-6-11 Very interesting discovery . . .

I have just had the most amazing time un-sticking an audio cassette tape that had languished in hot humid Huntsville, Texas for way too many years. I baked it in a toaster oven for 15 minutes at about 100º on a bed of wooden chopsticks so it didn't touch any metal. Then I let it cool completely. Then I fast-forwarded and re-wound it three times and now it plays perfectly.

Yes!

Audio Archive Goddess lives!

Any questions?

2007-6-1 Finally, I've got the Godzilla research up . . .

and now I can edit the first version of the live show we did in April. There is so much Godzilla stuff that I had to stop at 1998. Although, if you want a quick run-through of the monsters and basic film storylines - this is the research to hit. Otherwise, you'll spend hours and hours trying to sort through all the info that's out there. And remember, my research was done to write a script, not to become the definitive source of all Godzilla trivia.

Any questions?

2007-5-22 So if no one noticed . . .

then I guess I won't worry. Ha ha. All this time on my home page the word larva has been spelled as a single noun and it should have been spelled as a plural (larvae). Ah, the things you find when you're researching Godzilla monsters. That research will be up by the end of this week and then the editing of the live Grimmly Speaking performance will commence.

Any questions?

2007-5-14 Yes, it's been a long time . . .

if you have nothing better to do than read this page. For me, it's been very busy and my mind has been on lots of other things. Still learning Toon Boom and still trying to get more things up on this website. There's lots of music that wasn't up before, plus some more classical.

Adam Wilt and I have been hired to document one of the nominees for the 2007 Purpose Prize. I'll tell you more about that after we've done the shoot.

I've also installed Adobe Web Premium CS3 but I did not install Version Cue or Contribute since I don't use them. Remember gang, don't use up your disk space with stuff you don't use. Sometimes it's the stuff you don't use that's causing problems with other programs.

Any questions?

2007-4-24 I have returned from NAB . . .

I just came back this past weekend from Las Vegas. I had been at NAB, which is a convention for the National Association of Broadcasters. There were several presentations, the most interesting was the one by Apple Inc.

At the Apple presentation I learned about all the new stuff for Final Cut Studio 2. Besides beefing up their already great package, they’ve added a new software program called Color and it is phenomenal.

I also looked at a program from Maxon called Cinema 4D which is a 3D animation program, and it looks very exciting. One of my students thinks it may have a steep learning curve, however I think once we know Toon Boom it won’t be so hard. The drawing may be more intense, but that doesn't mean that the program itself will be any harder use.

Oh, and speaking of Toon Boom, they gave me a great book from their workout series and my student and I at Egan Junior High are going to be using it together to learn Toon Boom Solo.

Any questions?

2007-4-12 Today I am admitting . . .

that I am the composer for all the original music on this site. The name MAKM was an acronym for some names of my family. Because I am teaching music again and have been working on various audio restoration and orchestration/sound design jobs, I need to make certain that I'm not confusing anyone. Especially my students.

Any questions?

2007-4-11 I have this on my desk . . .

and I want to keep the info and also share it, so below are the Golden Rules for Living by Miriam Hamilton Keare. Now, you can't take them all literally for EVERY situation in life, but you can follow their essence, which is: think about your actions and act responsibly.

  1. If you open it, close it.
  2. If you turn it on, turn it off.
  3. If you unlock it, lock it up.
  4. If you break it, admit it.
  5. If you can't fix it, call in someone who can.
  6. If you borrow it, return it.
  7. If you value it, take care of it.
  8. If you make a mess, clean it up.
  9. If you move it, put it back.
  10. If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
  11. If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
  12. If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.

2007-4-10 The show was a success . . .

and wow do I have a lot of work ahead of me for editing etc. I re-did Sweet Kate and Go To Bed Sweet Muse because I just didn't like the way they felt. And, a friend wants to play producer with the audio files of Sweet Nymph Come To Thy Lover - so I figured I'd play the part myself again. The songs are more intimate now.

2007-3-31 Kranky Kids Theater 2007 rehearsals . . .

are now going into their last week and then its performance this coming Thursday night. We'll be doing five stories, instead of six, because we just don't have time to perfect them all. The students are learning that this is the nature of live shows - you must ruthlessly cut what isn't ready or what doesn't work because you're live and the audience isn't there to wait patiently while you get it right.

Santa Rita Tech/Video students have already produced some short music for the show using GarageBand and their pieces are great. I'm learning Motion so I can animate titles with their music. Motion allows me to animate and edit to a soundtrack, so I doubt I'll ever directly use LiveType again since it's incorporated in Motion. (The results will be up on the Tech/Video page by Friday, April 6th.)

When the show is over I'll be able to work full-time on this website and get more info to everyone about all the different programs I use.

Any questions?

2007-3-19 Press releases for Kranky Kids Theater 2007 . . .

have been sent out. It looks like we will be doing six stories and I would like to have students at Santa Rita Tech/Video produce some short music for the show using GarageBand. So, on Wednesday, I will tell them what I want and how they can make it, and I will use it in the show in between each story.

Right now I am using iListen to write this and it is only beginning to learn my voice. Because of this, I will have to do some editing, actually quite a bit, but that's OK. I know that as the program gets used to me, it will make my work go much faster, especially for writing scripts, keeping up with my drivel, and for emailing.

Any questions?

2007-3-8 Another day of rehearsal on the theater project . . .

has passed and I put up another cow on the Cow Wall. Oh! And I also got Toon Boom Studio delivered today. We've been learning Toon Boom Solo, but Studio costs less and students can download a demo of Studio. So I guess I'll be learning both programs, which is fine with me because I think animation will be a wonderful tool for Kranky Kids. Especially given all the excitement that scoring for the LiveType Animation has created.

2007-3-2 The theater project is going well . . .

and so is the animation of type project which the students at Santa Rita Elementary are scoring with GarageBand. Egan Junior High students are proceeding to learn Toon Boom animation.

And today, another cow (Shetland) was put up on Cow Wall.

Any questions?

2007-2-28 Ahh, the last day of the month . . .

and the first day of Kranky Kids Theater 2007 has passed with no major problems. AND, we have a direction to proceed in for the show! Yee-Haw!

Figuring out what you're going to present is usually the hardest part of a live show. It seems that everyone wants to continue with our exploration of the true tales from the Brothers Grimm.

Fine with me. I love making Grimmly Speaking stories come to life.

Any questions?

2007-2-23 Crew for Kranky Kids Theater 2007 is the BEST! . . .

and I am so happy that this is the case. I've gotten all that I can get up for now on STUDENTS/EDUCATORS and now that I've listened again to the clips, I realize that I have to get The Pretty Pretty Princess back up ASAP. So much material, so little time to get it up on the site . . . ah, I guess other people wish that that was their problem so I'll stop complaining. (For a bit. Nothing like a good whine before going to bed. hee-hee)

Any questions?

2007-2-17 I've changed a bunch of things . . .

if anyone cares to notice. I worked hard on the new menu bar on the home page. But for the life of me I can't figure out why SCRIPTS won't roll over in Safari or Internet Explorer. It works in all the other browsers I tested (Opera, Firefox, Mozilla and Camino) and, according to the source code I pull up from Safari and IE nothing's changed. So what gives?

sigh

I also added the entire Time For Cows contents into this site. I'm not happy with the webstats that I get from GoDaddy and I can't keep track of two sites. I have too many things to do.

2007-2-15 I'm ba-aaack . . .

and I am sooooo tired. Between the bird flu scare, the exploding letters, the snow and my dicky leg - things were as they came in England. Sleep was one thing that did not come. I have a lot of catching up to do with Morpheus, Phobetor, and Phantasos and TONS of work to get done before Kranky Kids Theater 2007 starts on the 27th of February.

However the London Zoo was incredible and the other regular museums gave some joy. The VideoForum show was also a very fun addition. I didn't go to Shepperton Studios because of my leg and it was a long day there of camera tests only, so it didn't hurt to stay in the city and see Dreamgirls. (I couldn't get into any live shows that I wanted to see and I had always wanted to see this show when it was a musical on Broadway. So I settled for the film.)

Oh! And feeding the ducks and geese and swans and coots at Regents Park everyday is the best!

Any questions?

2007-2-1 Off to England . . .

for many adventures. Back in the middle of February. New films, cows, music and Time For Cows to keep you busy while I'm gone.

2007-1-16 So - my dog died . . .

and I'm just a little off-center right now because of it. I think I'll go live in my music for awhile.

Everyone please stay well. Stammi bene.

2007-1-8 Cinderella is ready!

Oh hoorah, hoorah! And it's really fun to listen to and you'll be amazed at how well these students read the parts. I can't wait to get the online read-it-while-you-listen script up for everyone to enjoy.

2007-1-3 Cinderella is almost finished . . .

and I need to let it sit for a day so I can hear it fresh for the final audio levels. I've added some Elizabethan Love Songs as music. I need to do some garbage matting and compositing today for the Egan students so I'll be busy.

Oh, and I hope everyone had a Happy New Year's celebration that left them laughing and smiling.

Any questions?

2006-12-27 Cinderella is being edited . . .

and the students involved sound really good. This edit is very different in that the narrator part is being broken up between various students. It sounds like a story that's read aloud in class with the teacher pointing at random as to who should speak the next line. And it's working! Stay tuned.

Any questions?

2006-12-23 Make a Holiday Tree in Seven Easy Steps . . .

and get more space while you're at it. We made this tree for our house because we don't have very much room for a live one. I've always wanted to make one like this and now it's done. Of course, in the future I'll refine it and make it better. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

I'm cooking up a storm and loving every minute of it.

2006-12-14 Recording is a wrap and now editing . . .

which will take some time. My plate is full with web content to get up and other projects drifting in and the approaching holidays. Great sound from the students at Santa Rita today.

2006-12-13 Our Cinderella audio recording is almost done . . .

and Whew! it's been strange. Lots of different students involved with the usual amount getting bored because they have to be quiet while another student is being recorded. Great voices though! And today we made some of the sound effects. The audio rendition will be up as soon as I can get it edited.

I'm working on getting a file up on Making Things in the meantime.

Any questions?

2006-12-12 My new MacBook Pro is up and running . . .

and after partitioning and installing Windows XP Pro using Boot Camp, it was scary, let me tell you. In the past, I've only had a vague look at Windows but now that it's in my face I'm amazed that anyone has put up with it. It's clunky to use and ugly to my eye.

BUT - I have not gotten used to it in any sense so maybe I'm being unfair. So far though, the maxim that "if your time has no value, use Windows" still rings true.

Oh, and I learned two very important things about Dreamweaver and web design:

1. default font in Properties means the font the user has picked as the default for their browser, NOT the default you have picked for Dreamweaver for your viewing as a designer, and -

2. when importing a navigation bar into Dreamweaver that you have created in ImageReady and you are using the instructions from lynda.com - you have to insert it into a pixel-based table for it to work. If the table is percent-based it won't work.

2006-12-5 Surfer and Hawaiian Slang Dictionary . . .

is now up and ready in Research. And I FINALLY figured out the problem I was having with ImageReady when building a navigation bar in it and then getting the HTML into Dreamweaver: when inserting the HTML you must make certain it is going into a pixel table. Otherwise it can't find your image slices.

I can't tell you how long I banged my head on that one because the repeated blows have made me forget. (That's a joke, by the way.)

Any questions?

2006-12-3 How Six Men Got On In The World . . .

is up as an online script and also has been re-encoded as an mp3 so the sound is better. The script for online listening and reading was too long for one page and had to be broken up into two pages - Part A and Part B.

Doing this, of course, opened my ears to how uneven the sound was in the mp3 done through Sorenson Squeeze. Taking the original AIFF file and encoding through Peak Pro is much much better to my ears.

Cinderella - Version Two is also up and ready as a PDF. This is the one that we're recording at Santa Rita Elementary right now. The original script was written for the narrator to have an Irish accent and wasn't working with my non-Irish accented California students.

Any questions?

2006-11-28 Cinderella rehearsals have started . . .

and the crew performing it is growing. So many ideas flew around the room that I just may have to have it done for the holidays instead of during. I think we can make a really fun little video out of it that will be perfect for the iPod.

Any questions?

2006-11-21 Ptime Flies Like A Pterodactyl . . .

is back and looking a lot better as a page then it did before. BUT now that we understand Peak Pro and SoundSoap Pro and have more of a grasp on color-correction in Final Cut Pro - well, I'll just have to tackle each clip piecemeal to get them in better shape. Plus I have the Flash versions to put up also.

Have some Happy Holidays! Don't eat too much - remember the little ditty:
Beans beans
the magic legume
you can clear the room
with what you consume

Any questions?

2006-11-13 Audio is finished and delivered . . .

and I'm off to Los Angeles for the DV Expo with some fun footage from Egan Jr High. So don't expect to have anything added here until next week.

Bye now!

2006-11-9 Eek! Audio is taking time . . .

but I don't mind. I'm really learning Peak Pro and SoundSoap Pro and I'm very happy with the results that I'm getting. And next week it's off to the DV Expo in Los Angeles.

In the meantime, we're getting a fifteen-second short together at Egan Junior High.

Any questions?

2006 - 10 - 30 Tech/Video at Egan Junior High continues . . .

with only about three or four students really showing up. Because they're too shy to do any radio reading, I'm going to start up with students at Santa Rita again to get more scripts read and recorded and to get the theater piece rolling in their heads and mine.

I'm also doing a lot of work in Peak Pro and SoundSoap Pro for an audio project that's due in the next two weeks.

Any questions?

2006 - 10 - 24 Tech/Video at Egan Junior High has started . . .

and a merry little bunch so far has joined up for the next adventure. Wheee! Go to Tech/Video for more information. I'm also now getting Ptime Flies Like a Pterodactyl back up on the site and that will be very labor-intensive because of the layout I'm planning and the fact that there are 20 different clips that need to be compressed into 4 different formats. Yep . . .

Any questions?

2006 - 10 - 22 One audio project completed . . .

and one to go. I finally got a new wireless keyboard and mouse and what a difference they are already making in my work at the computer. I'm also thinking about what to say this coming Tuesday to the Egan students.

This last audio project made me learn a lot about GarageBand. Hmmm . . .

Any questions?

2006 - 10 - 16 Still working on audio projects . . .

and having to do an arrangement of Stars and Stripes Forever for a short film entitled One Man One Vote plus sound design for the rest of the short. I guess I'll have to change the title of Drivel to The Almost Daily Drivel of Lishka because I certainly am not getting it updated on the daily.

Ah well, better to have real things happening in your life than to only be able to yap and keep a blog because there's nothing else to do. I'm very much looking forward to starting the next Kranky Kids project with the Egan students.

Any questions?

2006 - 10 - 11 Working on audio projects . . .

and also getting things set up at Egan Junior High in Los Altos, CA. I want to work with the kids there and see if some of them will be competent enough to crew on the next Kranky Kids project. I'm also hoping that some of them will want to act in it, since it's going to be a live theater production. Oh, and I'll get some of the Santa Rita kids involved too.

Because the audio projects are eating up my time, adding more to the website will have to take a back seat until the paying jobs are done. Please be patient.

Any questions?

2006 - 10 - 9 And this website moves more slowly . . .

but we are not unhappy about the reason why. Two audio projects are needing my complete attention. Both are providing funds to continue with Kranky Kids so I cannot ignore them AND they both also happen to be very very fun and interesting.

Any questions?

2006 - 10 - 7 And life moves more slowly . . .

because of a wicked ear infection which kept me from doing anything for several days. However I did see the premier of Ambassador's Day at the Mill Valley Film Festival and had a very nice dinner with the director, Dave Kellum, and various crew members. And if you want to get really picky and read the credits you'll find that I was part of the crew on that short film. Congratulations, Dave.

2006 - 10 - 2 I went to Minnesota . . .

because my kid needed to see me and talk about life. Any time your child needs you in this way - go. The window for encouragement and teaching is very small and opens at random. Do what you can while you can. Do not wait.

I put up two more cows on the Cow Wall and will begin serious re-building content efforts tomorrow - after I pick up my car that was acting fluffy and do the entire tutorial for Peak Pro.

Any questions?

2006 - 9 - 27 So this time I got carried away. . .

to many different places which is why I haven't updated my drivel. But, then again, this is why I call this drivel. If anyone is hanging by a thread waiting for my next drivel, well, get a life. The only reason why I have content in this website is because I actually do things with other people and doing things and making things takes time and energy.

Drivel can wait when real life occurs.

So I've gotten Saving Tink up and video iPod films ready and up and now I must fly to St. Paul to be a good friend to a very dear person.

Oh and deep apologies to everyone. I just now discovered that the email link for questions had an extra period on the end and that is why it did NOT work for anyone trying to get an answer. It has been fixed and checked so I will now be able to receive your queries. Gosh, what a blunder.

Any questions?

2006 - 9 - 20 I got so carried away. . .

with Talk Like A Pirate Day that I fergot to update me Daily Drivel. Arrr!

Oh well. I did get lots of cow work done and the PDF ready for the Moby Dick script. I also installed Peak Pro and began their tutorial. And I bought groceries and ate like a pirate all day yesterday. Yarrr!

Ahem, well, yes . . . uhm, I guess I'll get back to work now. Time to do the Daily Cow for the Cow Wall.

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2006 - 9 - 17 And there ye have it, ye scurvy dogs. . .

Yaarrr! We got Moby Dick up today just in time for Talk Like A Pirate Day and ye couldn't find a more fun site to visit besides Kranky Kids than the link I just gave ye. Arrgh!

I cut the jib of some audio today for the sync was a driftin' and making it have the hiccups of a parrot on the mizzen durin' a tidy gale. Haarrr!

Yeah, well . . . time to make dinner. Oh, and my Peak Pro FINALLY arrived. However, before everyone jumps on the down-with-DHL as a delivery service, I want to say this: Their website kept me informed. Their customer phone service was spot-on friendly and solved my problem AND, after carefully studying the shipping info - they were not misleading in their claims for delivery. My package had been shipped with the 1-6 business day delivery plan. They delivered it in 4 business days.

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2006 - 9 - 17 Got some scripts re-done. . .

and looking better. Got some cows re-done as JPEG's and up on the Cow Wall. Got the history of Kranky Kids up. Got some more chores done around the house. Watched numerous little birds play today and stopped the yard from flooding due to a broken sprinkler pipe underground.

Oh, and it's much easier to change the code behind the roll-over images on the Cow Wall than it is to re-do each roll-over from scratch. Always look at your code to see if you can save time with a direct change to it rather than relying on the steps that Dreamweaver or any other program takes you through.

Very tired.

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2006 - 9 - 16 Got more scripts up. . .

and very much realized that I need to change the compression of my Cow Wall in Time For Cows because it takes too long to load. Now, it's going to take awhile to load anyway because it just gets bigger every day. But I will slowly re-do everything into a JPEG instead of a GIF. A GIF compression is fine if you don't have a lot of color fluctuation. But if you do - then a GIF will need more KB to get the look of the graphic that you want.

So I'll have to re-do oh, like, 240 different files to get them right and then re-upload them each individually. But HEY! If you want something to be right you have to take your lumps and fix what you mistakenly thought was the best way to proceed. If it was easy to make something then everyone could do it.

I also did a bunch of yard work today and recycled enough boxes to make a small shanty town. (I spent fifth grade in a shanty house schoolroom in Houston so I know a shanty when I see one.)

Still waiting for my Peak Pro software to arrive.

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2006 - 9 - 15 Got rid of GoDaddy . . .

Yes, I've been busy. I had to get rid of GoDaddy as a server for Kranky Kids. Getting everything back up and running on Powweb was SOOOOO easy that I could kiss the entire company.

So while I'm slaving away at new pages, you can watch this really amazing music video.

2006 - 9 - 12 Getting tired of GoDaddy . . .

I moved my site from Powweb to GoDaddy because my Flash videos were not playing on Powweb. Now, it seems that GoDaddy has a problem with playing EVERYTHING. Sigh. You'll have to tell me though. Can you watch all the films all the way through? I only get them for about 50% of each film.

On the bright side, BIAS is sending me Peak Pro for the educator's price which very much helps me. I like SoundSoap and now I'll be up to snuff for Peak, an excellent audio tool.

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2006 - 9 - 11 A day of uploading to nowhere . . .

Yes, the day was spent fighting the web for uploading to the site. Was it the server? Was it Comcast? Was it Dreamweaver? Was it the router? I don't know. But my files didn't get to where I wanted them to be. Sigh.

Was it fate? Maybe. Lots of attention about this day in the news. I pretty much ignored it. I worked at the World Trade Center, once upon a time. I was a WOW girl - meaning I worked in the dining room of Windows On The World restaurant. Top floor. It was beautiful up there. The view - not the job. A shame. Really a shame that it fell in that manner.

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2006 - 9 - 9/10 Films at last . . .

Today was spent recuperating from a bicycle crash and fixing some files that had the wrong aspect ratio. It seems that when you export from Final Cut Pro and make a file into a self-contained QuickTime movie, the aspect ratio is 720 X 480 and that is incorrect. You need a ratio of 640 X 480 for standard definition and that's what I've been shooting and editing in.

So I had to open the movies in QuickTime Pro and re-do the aspect ratio and then re-encode everything and re-upload it to the website. HEY! You wonder why things take time? But at least I've gotten more films up. Their pages will be ready by tomorrow.

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2006 - 9 - 8 Films at last . . .

The Raw Pineapple Trilogy is up and ready. I've checked all the links, but please tell me if something is not working correctly. The biggest problem that we have in EVERYTHING is a lack of communication. Whereas I am trying to magically read your thoughts and make this website easy and fun to use - I can't think of everything.

It has already been suggested that I make the header of Kranky Kids® at the top of each page a link back to the home page so that you don't have to use the back button on your browser. I'll try to get that done tomorrow.

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2006 - 9 - 7 Moving on . . .

Yesterday, I spent the entire day futzing around with the Live On Radio page. I wanted to make it so that the mp3's didn't download all at once - only when you clicked on them. But I couldn't figure out how to make that happen without destroying the page. In the end I decided to leave what's there "as is" for now and move on to The Raw Pineapple Trilogy and my audio issues.

I am now working my way through a Peak tutorial and SoundSoap Pro tutorial so I can begin my audio editing.

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2006 - 9 - 6 Live on radio (cont.) . . .

What? You thought we were done with this page? Nooooo - we are not by far. Audio issues are still in need of a fix AND the page loads way to slow. I need to re-set all the parameters so that each mp3 loads as it's clicked and not as the page loads into the browser. (And stop being so shocked that The Daily Drivel was updated so early in the day.)

2006 - 9 - 5 Live on radio (cont.) . . .

It's up! And so is the documentary that goes with it. BUT there are still problems that need to be fixed. I need to put up all the related scripts and to make a QuickTime and Windows Media Player version of the documentary.

Also, and this is the most important, I'm not happy AT ALL with the audio files which is why I got SoundSoap Pro to use with Peak Express. So the rest of this evening will be used to learn more about audio editing.

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2006 - 9 - 4 Live on radio (cont.) . . .

I'm concerned about the size of the documentary so I'm re-encoding it in Flash to be smaller. In the meantime I'll lay out the page and make all the links. I would have gotten more done today but (a) it's a holiday and I wanted to relax and (b) my car died on the way to the store so I had to wait on the street until AAA sent a truck and had it towed to the mechanics. (AAA was very fast but it still ate three hours out of my day instead of one for the errands I needed to run.) Also, I find it hard to concentrate on design when my time gets busted up like that.

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2006 - 9 - 3 Live on radio (cont.) . . .

I think I've solved the problem of design for this page. I'll let the first frame of the Flash video of the documentary be the focus and have the show links run below. But I've got to wait because I'm making another QuickTime movie into a Flash movie and that's taking several hours (5).

I guess I'll put the Daily Cow up and design on the G4.

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2006 - 9 - 2 Live on radio . . .

Here's the quandary: On the home page I have the CD artwork for the Kranky Kids Live On Radio 2006. Now I want to set that page up but I don't want to repeat the artwork because that would be boring. So how to design it? Hmm.

Oh, and here's a lesson for you: Never install new software on a Friday night, especially on a holiday weekend. Why? Because if anything doesn't work there usually isn't any tech support available. My SoundSoap Pro will not install and now I have to wait until Tuesday to get any audio clean-up done. Drat!

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2006 - 9 - 1 Caterpillar Cop is done . . .

Well, one page is finished. It only took three days, in between mowing the lawn and shopping for groceries and cooking, etc. There were lots of decisions to make about the look of the page, which images to use and how to structure the site directory with the new information.

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2006 - 8 - 31 Not as much as I wanted . . .

Ah yes, big dreams and the reality of time. I actually did get the audio Squeezed yesterday. BUT then I came to the issue of how I was going to re-introduce it to the site. So it took me all day to make one addition and that was Chapter One of Caterpillar Cop™ - The Io Moth Dilemma.

Today I'll get Chapter Two up and maybe more and I'll definitely get SoundSoap Pro on board. Time flies when you're making moths flutter.

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2006 - 8 - 30 Re-doing some audio . . .

On the old site I was having problems with the audio being accessible to all the different browsers. In particular, Internet Explorer was not liking just about everything and having some sort of code-spasm if the audio was made using the QuickTime CD compression with Sorenson Squeeze.

I've found that if I Squeeze using the standard Fraunhofer MP3 Audio codec, all browsers will read it, have their own jump-through-the-hoops party, but not flat-out disallow it. Most will play it right away or ask if you want to download it to your hard drive. I can live with that.

So, because they're on the home page, I'll re-Squeeze the rest of
Men In Milk™, Grimmly Speaking™ and Caterpillar Cop™. I'm also going to install SoundSoap Pro and begin using it for an audio clean-up job I have concerning another project.

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2006 - 8 - 29 And so it begins . . .

Today I am putting the site back up such as it is. The last design was not mine. The contents were mine, but not the flow and design. Why? Because I didn't know how to do it all yet. (I still don't know how to do it all yet, but I won't get it done if I don't jump back in now.)

You can follow along as I re-populate the pages with films and skits and scripts and all sorts of things. Keep yourself busy with Time For Cows or go to iTunes and subscribe to the Time For Cows™ podcast.

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